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Roommate 1:
I did the dishes last night! Kinda broke a few dishes and glasses.
Roommate 2:
Oh, that explains the glass I saw on the floor this morning.
Roommate 1:
I thought I swept it up... but I was really drunk.
Roommate 2:
There is still some here... *goes to look for it*
Me:
Oh, I swept it up.
Roommate 2:
Oh. I was going to but I thought it would be funny to leave it there.
Me:
...
Professor McGonagall:
Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter:
Yes.
Professor McGonagall:
You called her a liar?
Harry Potter:
Yes.
Professor McGonagall:
You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter:
Yes.
Professor McGonagall:
Have a biscuit, Potter.
(Source: anotherlifebrotha, via truegryffindorforever)
