Roommate 1: I did the dishes last night! Kinda broke a few dishes and glasses.
Roommate 2: Oh, that explains the glass I saw on the floor this morning.
Roommate 1: I thought I swept it up... but I was really drunk.
Roommate 2: There is still some here... *goes to look for it*
Me: Oh, I swept it up.
Roommate 2: Oh. I was going to but I thought it would be funny to leave it there.
Me: ...
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  1. teacupcastles said: Your roommates are stupid.
  2. adorablurr posted this

CUDDLE FUDDLE by DEDDY